Weekend At Crombie‘s

The Twelve Days of Crombie: Arthur Christmas

We don't fly about throwing lead-painted toys down chimneys anymore.

The Twelve Days of Crombie: Violent Night

Santa's gonna eat through these guys like a plate full of cookies.

The Twelve Days of Crombie: A Christmas Story

Be sure to drink your Ovaltine.

The Twelve Days of Crombie: The Holdovers

Christ on a crutch. What kind of a fascist hash foundry are you running here?

The Twelve Days of Crombie: Black Christmas

Got about as much use for this as I do a chastity belt.

The Twelve Days of Crombie: White Christmas

How much is "wow"?
It's right in between, uh, between "ouch" and "boing".

The Twelve Days of Crombie: The Holiday

I think what I've got is something slightly resembling, gumption.

The Twelve Days of Crombie: Reindeer Games

Don't play no reindeer games with me.

The Twelve Days of Crombie: Die Hard 2 (Die Harder)

The wrong guy in the wrong place at the wrong time.

The Twelve Days of Crombie: National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together.